And you will be his queen.

#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

her-ladyships-soap:

for the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all…

“I miss the Shire. I spent all my childhood pretending I was off somewhere else… off with you on one of your adventures! My own adventure turned out to be quite different.”

shorm:

So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’

I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.

thedoctorlek:

#friendly reminder that all her luggage is in that jeep #photos of her mum #and pete #mickey and jake #everything she thought she’d need when she left behind her family to be with the man she loves (via valueturtle)

Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well… not yet, give me time and a crayon.

i was born to save the doctor

need-a-tardis:

STOP IT!

best part of the film, don’t try to deny it.